Realistically False

  1. prettykittyplaypen:

    prettykittyplaypen:

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  2. I really want to be all depressing and bloggy today but I also just want to reblog things that make me feel better but ugh, life is doing the thing again. It’s one of those “I just can’t deal with life” moments.

  3. dangstrider:

    PEOPLE WHO BUMP THE DESK WHILE YOU’RE DRAWING/WRITING

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  4. jumpingjacktrash:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

poopsandpeeps:

thelonelyscarecrow:

castiels-time-traveler:

nintendocanada:

mapsontheweb:

Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d. 

THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.

Reblogging for the last comment.

second to last comment was dope, and very true.
but for real, is the reason behind skin color really not common knowledge? I mean….

there seems to be some assumption going on that darker skin is the adaptation.
in fact, darker skin is the ‘original flavor’. but evolution likes to get rid of traits that aren’t needed, especially if they cost energy, and maintaining a melanin shield is expensive. we also need sunlight to synthesize vitamin D, and melanin blocks that. so in latitudes that get less sunlight, folks evolved to produce less melanin.
vitamin D deficiency is actually a problem for dark-skinned people living in areas with long, dark winters, btw. take your vitamins!
light-colored eyes are also an adaptation to less sunlight. if real life was like science fiction, blue-eyed people could see in the dark. but reality’s not that cool.

    jumpingjacktrash:

    building-an-unstoppable-fist:

    poopsandpeeps:

    thelonelyscarecrow:

    castiels-time-traveler:

    nintendocanada:

    mapsontheweb:

    Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

    i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

    actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d. 

    THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.

    Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.

    Reblogging for the last comment.

    second to last comment was dope, and very true.

    but for real, is the reason behind skin color really not common knowledge? I mean….

    there seems to be some assumption going on that darker skin is the adaptation.

    in fact, darker skin is the ‘original flavor’. but evolution likes to get rid of traits that aren’t needed, especially if they cost energy, and maintaining a melanin shield is expensive. we also need sunlight to synthesize vitamin D, and melanin blocks that. so in latitudes that get less sunlight, folks evolved to produce less melanin.

    vitamin D deficiency is actually a problem for dark-skinned people living in areas with long, dark winters, btw. take your vitamins!

    light-colored eyes are also an adaptation to less sunlight. if real life was like science fiction, blue-eyed people could see in the dark. but reality’s not that cool.

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  5. "Earth’s Mightiest Heroes" type thing.

    (Source: lockelamoras, via agentrodgers)

  6. secretlymartinfreeman:

j-to-rule-the-world:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

thats how you get laid ANYBODY

#NAW BUT I DON’T EVEN NEED AN ACTUAL BED #IF I GET TO SLEEP #IN THIS BLANKET NEST

    secretlymartinfreeman:

    j-to-rule-the-world:

    shell-tear-your-world-apart:

    endsofadream:

    SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

    Now that’s how you get laid boys.

    thats how you get laid ANYBODY

    #NAW BUT I DON’T EVEN NEED AN ACTUAL BED #IF I GET TO SLEEP #IN THIS BLANKET NEST

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  8. onthesideoftheotters:

    shotadreams:

    mage-of-katnep:

    rainbowsfireworks:

    confusedtree:

    ollivander:

    lampghost:

    [sleep-over voice] are you awake

    [sleep-over reply voice] yeah

    [regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

    [confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

    [annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

    [sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

    [unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

    (via poco-loki)

  9. loki-cat:

    multipack:

    omG my lizard went on my laptop wen i was gonE!!

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    your lizard types fast

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    too fast

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  10. lalnable:

ivyxaur:

fackinggluke:

ivyxaur:

I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

not funny tho….

congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

we need a dramatic reading of this

    lalnable:

    ivyxaur:

    fackinggluke:

    ivyxaur:

    I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK

    not funny tho….

    congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.

    we need a dramatic reading of this

    (via poco-loki)

  11. the-absolute-funniest-posts:

     

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  12. batnoodles:

    jackbarakatsbuttblog:

    how-bad-do-u-want-it:

    afroarabia:

    "boys dont like it when-" 

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    "girls don’t like it when-"

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    "people would probably like you better if-"

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    FAVOURITE POST

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  13. honnigdachs:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

    honnigdachs:

    lady—hulk:

    It just keeps…… getting. …. better

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  14. relahvant:

more like what my Friday night looks like oh wait

    relahvant:

    more like what my Friday night looks like

    oh wait

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