Realistically False

  1. Why can’t tumblr be the way it was before the feminazis and social justice bullshit? This shit is taxing to deal with. Ugh.

  2. (Source: epochayur, via agentrodgers)

  3. yoncevevo:

    one of u rats: *asks me for something*

    me: *checks my hand written list of the people who reblogged my selfie* *doesn’t see you on it*

    me:

    image

    (via poco-loki)

  4. cis-siberianorchestra:

    Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope.  I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.

    (via poco-loki)

  5. bloody-nips:

danbutt:

apu no

this is literally the funniest thing and every time someone reblogs it from me i start laughing again

    bloody-nips:

    danbutt:

    apu no

    this is literally the funniest thing and every time someone reblogs it from me i start laughing again

    (via internetbackroom)

  6. siighed:

    do u ever have that moment where u forget how to breathe or swallow and ur just like wow this is it my life is coming to an end

    (Source: siighed, via unpopuler)

  7. spicy-vagina-tacos:

    i need to get fucked by something other than my life

    (via allteensrelate)

  8. cleffairie:

    i feel like once you were emo in middle school youre low key emo for the rest of your life, like you could be 20 in the middle of college wearing uggs or whatever but once you hear the first key to the black parade/i write sins/sugar we’re going down you sprout an imaginary fringe and start yelling your lungs out like its 2007 all over again

    (via mydetheturk)

  9. buzzfeed:

    29 Photos That Prove Everybody Cosplays

    (via jabberwocky-92)

  10. clannyphantom:

    "oh good you’re awake. can you clean your room and then help me do-"

    image

    (via allteensrelate)

  11. (Source: sarahseeandersen, via jabberwocky-92)

  12. and-the-words-so-sweet:

    fuck fuck fuck watercolour tattoos are rad as fuck

    (Source: leavebonesexposed, via jabberwocky-92)

  13. hxcfairy:

    #principal wood is everyone who doesn’t watch the show basically

    (Source: whedonversegifs, via jabberwocky-92)

  14. solarcat:

    gethenian:

    prokopetz:

    Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.

    Oh my god OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS TOO???

    OH MY GOD I’M NOT ALONE

    (via jabberwocky-92)

  15. Reblog if your ask box is open to vent, give advice or generally just have a chat on and off anon.

    (Source: lethopeholdyourheartx, via socialjusticeprincesses)