Realistically False

  1. xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

    xbean:

    ablogfortwolovers:

    WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

    Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

    (via dutchster)

  2. http://thesmarterside.tumblr.com/post/93431876368/feminist-for-the-past-century-have-said-that-the

    thesmarterside:

    Feminist for the past century have said that the fight for equality is still not done between the genders. In our modern times I wonder what is left if you look at countries like canada where has been said to be the best place to be a woman it seems that even there feminist are not satisfied the…

  3. (Source: awwww-cute, via dutchster)

  4. whorenament:

    I still don’t know how to accept compliments without either sounding cocky or unappreciative 

    (via poco-loki)

    • Me:*looks at gifs of a violent anime on tumblr*
    • Me:it looks horrible
    • Me:super gory and stuff
    • Me:
    • Me:
    • Me:
    • Me:I have to watch it
    • mom:what time did you go to bed last night?
    • me:that information is confidential
  5. You had me at a point where I would’ve left the entire world behind for you.

    2:03am, I really loved you that much. (via tahom)

    I still would.

    (via stayinsclitude)

    (Source: hoetion, via that-funny-guy)

  6. itsawond3rful-life:

    sincerely-harry:

    my baby brother was really upset so

    he was crying

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    until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

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    Best post on tumblr omg

    (Source: legeniall, via that-funny-guy)

  7. (Source: thekingofqueens, via that-funny-guy)

  8. (Source: asethetics, via imdeandra-thenewgirl)

  9. dj-baby-bokchoy:

    this is fucked up

    this fucked me up

    (via imdeandra-thenewgirl)

  10. lucidnee:

    prettypussyprincess:

    if u wit ur girl

    and she put her phone down like this:

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    u mostly likely a side nigga stay woke

    Can y’all stop giving away secrets

    (via agentrodgers)

  11. (Source: hamtaryo, via dutchster)

  12. mishaesque:

    my favourite legend from the norse mythology is when a giant steals mjolnir and says he’ll give it back if he can have Freyja as his bride, but she refuses to go so instead Thor dresses up as her and Loki as her handmaiden and then at the wedding the giant places mjolnir in his bride’s (thor) lap and thor reveals himself and kills everybody and if that shouldn’t be made a short film with I don’t know what should

    (via agentrodgers)

  13. cheesyrogue:

    cheesyrogue:

    i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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    she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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    three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

    (via dutchster)