It’s a metaphor
This picture fucked me up
has anyone noticed clark kent looks a little bit like superman?
Don’t be ridiculous. Superman doesn’t wear glasses.
I keep telling you guys: he takes them off when he transforms.
That doesn’t make any sense, he wouldn’t be able to see.
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Facebook is important and it needs to be protected at all costs
IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
Here’s my ferret in a sweatshirt.
Robert Downey Jr. himself agrees.
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A terminally ill zoo worker got a goodbye kiss from a giraffe after he was wheeled in to see the zoo animals one last time.The 54-year-old mentally handicapped man named Mario had worked as a cleaner at the Rotterdam Zoo in the Netherlands for approximately 25 years. After being diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wanted to say goodbye to the animals. After Mario was brought to the zoo on a stretcher by the Dutch Ambulance Wish Foundation, one of the zoo’s giraffes reached down and nuzzled Mario for a goodbye kiss.
I say number one, it’s not a beauty contest, so you’re not coming in based on just your gowns, your interview, your all-of-this; they put us all together ‘cause we’re all very different. And then they throw challenges. You’ve seen many people that have, you know, not so much “polished looks” that have won this competition, but because they applied themselves to the moment. If not, it’s just a beauty contest. We’re not here to win off of beauty, that’s an added bonus. By no means, are they saying ”don’t be you”, at all. - Bianca del Rio
she always preaches the truth. Bianca is the voice of reason.
Inspired by this
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why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”
Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?
I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)
Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.
reblogging again for that^
Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.
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I don’t know if anyone shared this, but this is one of Childish Gambino’s friends post about what happened to them today. Read from the bottom up/.
1. I'm both a random blog as well as an RP blog.
2. If you wanna do an RP just leave a message in my ask anytime, I'm usually on. :P
My Tumblr Blog is Random as Fuck. xD If you can't take that shit then gtfo. If you have a suggestion of pictures I should make for the day then FEEL FREE TO TELL ME. If not then just enjoy my current topic of interest, whatever that may be.
Okay. I usually do OC RPing (My own char.) and then you guys can be whomever and we'll take it from there.